Week 8 NFL Power Rankings

1. Packers 7-0: Was their game against the Vikes ever really in doubt?

2. Patriots 5-1: Gronokowski sure enjoyed his bye week with the porn star.

3. 49er’s 5-1: Move up on the bye week due to the Ravens loss.

4. Saints 5-2: Move up to 4 due to everyone else losing. Saints bounce back from their loss with an ass raping of the winless colts. Their next game? Another winless team in the Rams.

5. Ravens 4-2: Inexcusable losing to the Jags. I believe they redeem themselves, however if they want to act like they are the best team in the AFC, they can’t play like that. Why didn’t Rice get more touches?

6. Lions 5-2: Back to reality for the Lions. They now know they are going to need to work harder to compete for a playoff spot.

7. Giants 4-2: Move here with a bye since everyone else lost. Eli can’t be shitty Eli in his game vs the Dolphins, because the schedule is no joke for the Giants after the dolphins.

8. Steelers 5-2: Scumbags beat the teams they should beat. We will see what they do when they start playing stiffer competition. Serious question (don’t feel like checking), has any AFC North team played a legit QB this season yet? That might have something to do with all 4 teams being in the top 4 for defense.

9. Chargers 4-2: Maybe instead of starting off slow, the Chargers will instead fall apart in the 2nd half of the season. They have a key early divisional matchup with the Cheifs.

10. Bears 4-3: Forte is hiding how bad Chicago’s pass protection is. Can he keep it up? If so, this team might be difficult to deal with when it gets really cold.

11. Falcons 4-3: QQ the Lions and Suh said mean things about Matt Ryan QQ.

12. Buccaneers 4-3: Will this be the first rankings where bigdaddy doesn’t say “I just don’t see the buccs that high?” Can’t wait to find out! Having an undefeated record in their division will go a long way in deciding who competes and who stays home during the playoffs.

13. Bills 4-2: Didn’t play and they still dropped. I think the “preseason phase” of this regular season is over for most NFL teams, and it is going to be tough for the Bills to end the year over .500. Their schedule is not easy (with the exception of a few team) from this point on.

14. Raiders 4-3: lol at idiot Skyhook for trying to legitimaize the Carson Palmer trade. So far the Raiders traded 2 first round picks (potentially) for one pick 6, and 2 more ints on top of that.

15. Jets 4-3: Revis has single handedly kept the jets alive. Why do QBs even throw at him?

16. Texans 4-3: Injury riddled Texans temporarily stopped their bleeding. The BYE WEEK (still 3 weeks away) couldn’t get here any sooner for them.

17. Bengals 4-2: Bengals come off a bye week with a possible “trap” game at Seattle.

18. Titans 3-3: It’s becoming apparent how much losing Britt hurts this team. Being dead last in rushing yards doesn’t help either.

19. Eagles 2-4: The Eagles have a long road ahead of them, but they still have a chance in the overrated and wide open NFC East. This matchup with Dallas might be an early elimintation game for either team.

20. Cowboys 3-3: Cowboys showed what they can do when they aren’t playing the top teams in the NFL. Crucial matchup with the Eagles.

21. Chiefs 3-3: And just like that the Chiefs bounce back into the thick of things. They can take over first place in their division with a win over the Chargers.

22. Redskins 3-3: Redskins are starting to get exposed. This team will finish below .500. Book it.

23. Browns 3-3: Horrible win, but a win is a win.

24. Panthers 2-5: Best 2-5 in the league

25. Jaguars 2-5: 2nd best 2-5 team in the league

26. Seahawks 2-4: As horrible as the Browns looked, they looked worse.

27. Broncos 2-4: Speaking of looking horrible, just watch tape of Tebow’s game. I don’t care if he led the team to a victory. Any other team ranked 25 and above would have blown the Broncos out with Tebow at QB.

28. Vikings 1-5: Let’s not get our panties in a bunch over Ponder even though ESPN already has.

29. Cardinals 1-5: As I asked last week….Do you think the Cardinals are still happy they traded for Kolb?

30. lolphins 0-5: How do you not know Tebow is running for the 2pt conversion? lolfail

31. Colts 0-7: This team has already given up. At least their other games were somewhat competitive and that is what has kept them from being dead last.

32. Rams 0-6: They have been getting their asses pounded every game. Should be interesting to see if they get the #1 pick.